FML

Today, i went to take my drivers test that i spent all afternoon mentally preparing for. i waited in line and barely made it for my appointment at 3:30 on the dot. when i finally talked to the man who was to decide my drivers fate, he tells me that my 3:30 appointment was for yesterday. FML

he then proceeded to say "im going to print out a paper right now and show you" follwed by my reply "do you have to print out the paper becuase i really dont give a fuck"

fuckin dmv.

You Asked For It

fengerang (12:20:47 AM): put it up on your blog foo

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fengerang (12:29:02 AM): your blog is good too.... the last post.. i almost threw up a little... but it's cute

jerk. always wantin a shout out n shit.
and there you have it you fame hungry mufucker.
as if international fame wasnt enough.

haha

Ojos

walking further and further into the retina past the brown
forgotten in the gaze when youre everywhere to be found
id like to dissect the pupil and cut down my soul from your eyes
shame these real eyes could never realize real lies
bright lights and velvet curtains, my habitat since i was born
now standing still on my stage as i watch you perform
the 4 chambers will never beat and the glare will never leave
as long as i look at the image the mind cannot conceive
the rim where your eyes change from deep brown to white
reminds me of the effect the moon gives to the night
the stars are jealous because without the moon i cannot see
and just like the moon, your eyes give light to me
occasions where our eyes meet i watch you read me like a book
knowing my eyes will always see yours with love in my look.



you really dont have to read these hah

Jonah Takalua

i just cant get over this. its fucked up but wonderful all at once. so go ahead and waste a little of your life. enjoy.



all thanks to troy corrales of formality las vegas, i have found this great entertainment. haha